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15.06.2025 08:27

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
No go.
What do most wives fantasize about?
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What makes females believe or think abortions are part of a woman’s rights?
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
What are some downsides to living in Newfoundland and Labrador (besides the weather)?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
How much should one budget to travel for 1 month generally?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading