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15.06.2025 08:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

No go.

What do most wives fantasize about?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What makes females believe or think abortions are part of a woman’s rights?

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

What are some downsides to living in Newfoundland and Labrador (besides the weather)?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

How much should one budget to travel for 1 month generally?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Can a barracuda kill a human?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What was the most inappropriate thing your parent caught you doing as a teen? Was in the bedroom, I thought nobody else was home. My sister and I shared that bedroom but I knew she was gone. I didn’t know my dad was home though.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

My son died seven months ago at the age of 24 how do I know if he’s in heaven and can he see me and hear me and why have I not gotten any signs yet from him or Mom just not seeing the signs how do I know if he’s OK how do I know if he’s happy?

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

They put up a sign reading

Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?